Hiatus - Schmiatus

Hiatus - Schmiatus

Hello... Did you miss me? I'm sure you did, considering how much entertainment can I wield at any moment. I just wanted people to know that I am back and in full force..

Hold on a sec.. my dog is eating a random object.. I almost care enough to go over there and check it out, but then I'm like "It's her fault for eating it.. I hope she doesn't choke." But don't worry, I'm not going to repeat the chocolate cupcake shell incident of 2010, that's another story for a different time.

Anyway, I've written more awesome things for y'all to read and enjoy and here's why:

I had lost my true love. I had delved and tried to fit into the world of status seeking, financially driven office politics, thinking that I could find a path. Not MY path, but just some path to figure myself out. During this experience I have slowly found out that I need to pursue my passion. I need to follow my bliss. I am tired of trying to be something I don't want to be. That is why I have decided to write more.

I will be posting more poems especially. I have not fully recovered them from our break-in however, most of it is hiding in my noggin. I'll try to trick some of it out into dancing on paper, that is, if I can remember it.

All the Best,
Bressano

Pooping Dog

A lot passes me by. I'm pretty much oblivious. But when my dog starts barking I catch on quick onto what is going on. She either has one or more of the following:

1. Poops
2. She needs "foodis" (food, for those out of the loop with dog lingo)
3. she remembers her feminine parts being removed.

("I'm a dog, I'm barking and I don't know why. Maybe because they took away my female parts")

Then Jacob starts barking at her almost simultaneously which makes for the whole house to crumble and shake with the reverberations of their communication fest.